Jesus’ Nationality

 

Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus.  Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence.

 

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:

1. His first name was Jesus.

2. He was bilingual.

3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

 

But then there were equally good arguments that. JESUS WAS BLACK:

1. He called everybody "brother".

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

 

But then there were equally good arguments that  JESUS WAS JEWISH:

1. He went into His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God.

 

But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.

 

But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:

 

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot.

3. He started a new religion.

 

But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS IRISH:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

 

But perhaps the most compelling evidence was THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS

A WOMAN:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT.

3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.